Folks, I have strong reasons to believe that the Stanley Cup Playoffs have been interfered with by Russia and that is the only reason why the Tampa Bay Lightning have been eliminated from playoff contention in shocking fashion.
Now some critics may say that as a Lightning fan I’m being irrational and that I’m only saying these things because things didn’t turn out the way that I wanted them to, but I’ve never been more sure of anything in my life.
I wouldn’t be bringing you this extremely true theory if I didn’t Putin all of the necessary work to verify these claims.
What you’re about to see may be disturbing to any true hockey fans because the integrity of our democracy is at stake and a playoff series was stolen out from under us, the American people.
For starters, the Lightning posted this tweet last night after the series ended:
Did you see the cryptic message in this tweet? It was so obvious and now that I’ve seen it I can’t sleep at night.
If this doesn’t scare you and show you proof of Russian collusion in this series then I don’t know what will.
The Tampa Bay Lightning are literally screaming for justice yet the NHL, Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and their fans let their cries for help fall on deaf ears.
Then I remember this tweet that Tampa Bay Lightning superstar Nikita Kucherov sent out this summer when working out with fellow Russian Artemi Panarin in Tampa (obviously that’s not Columbus because it’s not terrible).
After seeing this tweet it all hit me at once. Clearly Artemi Panarin would rather play in Tampa than Columbus because the city of Columbus is named after a genocidal racist. He wanted to come to Tampa next year and form the greatest Russian super team of all time, but one person couldn’t have that and his name is Vladimir Putin.
Due to the fact that Putin currently controls the United States government he needs all of the power he can get in Washington.
Who’s the most powerful Russian team in the NHL at the moment?
That’s right, it’s the Washington Capitals led by Alex Ovechkin and Evgeny Kuznetzov.
If Panarin came to Tampa then that balance of Russian power would flip on its head and Putin would lose control of the entire US government.
Putin knew that he had to interfere with the series and give it to the Col***us Blue Jackets so that way he wouldn’t lose power.
Clearly it worked because in the handshake line Panarin was very mean to Nikita Kucherov and it probably ruined their friendship, meaning that Kucherov won’t want him to come play in Tampa next year.
In conclusion, after all of this evidence it’s clear that we need to appoint a special counsel to look into the Russian interference of the Stanley Cup playoffs robbing the great people of Tampa of a Stanley Cup that was rightfully theirs.
It’s essential for our democracy to get a solution to this matter within the next 2-3 years and I fully expect that justice will be served.