Folks, has anyone else had a period in their lives where it seems like everything is going well for them? Well that’s me right now. Literally everything I touch is turning into gold (not to brag). I wake up every day and I piss excellence.
So when that happens it’s important to humble yourself and look back at some of your greatest failures. When thinking of my top ten failures in life this tweet definitely is in there.
This is a horrible take by me. Deshaun Watson is the man and he is indeed a franchise quarterback. He proved that last year. He proved an idiot like me incorrect. I’m glad he did, too because he’s a good person.
The NFL is filled with shitbags like Tyreek Hill, Ezekiel Elliott, and Kareem Hunt who lie, cheat, and beat women. It’s nice to see a guy like DeShaun Watson who is willing to go as far as donating his first game check to Hurricane Harvey victims.
Now let’s look at some sports takes I’ve been right about:
Ahhh. It’s good to be king.